NakedProductions

Some of the lines:

• “Are you seriously defending the new phone by saying that it almost performs as well as the old phone? Is that what the plan is?”
• “So everybody gets hit with 4 times the radiation just because these idiots can’t work together?”
• “Ha ha, and get what, the EVO? I mean those poor saps are having light leaks and their screens peeling off after a couple of days.”
• “And don’t even get me started on the Droid X. Uh, let’s see, you take the original phone, remove the physical keyboard, make it as big as a toaster, and still don’t add a front-facing camera? Yeah, that’s progress.”
• “Look, just level with me: it’s AT&T isn’t it? If it is just cough or something.